Friday, April 27

Anonymous Lawyer: A Novel – Jeremy Blachman

Anonymous Lawyer is a hiring partner at a large, prestigious law firm. Despite his partnership, spacious home, sound marriage, and children (Anonymous Daughter and Anonymous Son), he’s not happy. Anonymous Wife spends too much money, Anonymous Daughter is getting fat (which means lazy, which means stupid), and he’s locked in mortal combat with The Jerk, his main contender for the chairman position.
Encouraged by his law student niece, Anonymous Lawyer starts expressing his dissatisfaction on a blog where, cloaked in anonymity, he can at last be honest about himself and his life. Through the blog entries (spanning seven weeks) and emails – at first just between Anonymous Lawyer and Anonymous Niece, but after he adds an anonymous email address, between him and his growing readership – we get an increasingly detailed picture of the not unusual life of a senior manager in modern America. The blog, originally designed to get things off his chest, becomes both a vital release and a potential source of Anonymous Lawyer’s downfall – if anyone at the firm discovers who he is, his career could end.

I found this aspect particularly poignant as one of my favourite bloggers (Barbados Butterfly, a Melbourne-based surgical registrar) was suspended and forced to shut down her blog when her employing hospital discovered her identity.
The novel is based on the mock blog lawyer Blachman started a few years ago as a joke and an outlet. For someone who is not part of the corporate rat race, Anonymous Lawyer is a fascinating and disturbing insight into the lives of what may be a large proportion of white-collar employees.

"There are lots of things I can’t control. As you get older, you can’t control your body. My shoulder hurts from throwing a pair of scissors at my secretary last week…. My foot hurts from kicking a homeless man who was lingering around my car in the parking lot. I think he was homeless. He may have been a paralegal. I’m not sure. It’s not important."
- Alex

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